Impossible To Find
What would you do if an imaginary friend went missing? Because you’re the only one who can see him, right? He’s also intangible, so no one can just happen to run into him or hear his voice. But what if you simply imagine your long-lost imaginary friend returning to your side? Isn’t he then not lost? We’re only pointing out that the rules of imagination can appear strangely restricted at times.
Don’t Return
These types of posters, in general, promise a reward if you return anything to its proper owner. They rarely offer an incentive for you to keep whatever it is you’ve lost. But, well, this guy doesn’t care for his cat. And, let’s face it, some cats are a pain — so much so that it’s evidently worth paying someone else to take them away. We’re just saying that this guy appears to be prepared to go to great lengths to get rid of it, so it must be a genuine problem.