She is saving herself
We initially assumed that this next wedding fiasco was part of a show or some kind of play put on by the bride, but after extensive research, we learned that it was a real incident that occurred at a real wedding and involving a real bride and groom. In case anyone was wondering, this bride wanted to make it plain that she had been looking for the proper man for a long time and had finally found him. With a lighthearted homage to the film “Robin Hood: Men in Tights,” she expresses her joy at no longer having to wear metal panties. We requested a photo of the groom when this was going on, but no response has been received.
The Hitchhiker
A bride’s big day includes so many lovely scenes, such as having all of her loved ones around her and attending the biggest party of her life. The first hours of that amazing day are the start of everything, and the Limo picking you up and heading off into the distance is where it all starts. But what happens if the Limo does not arrive? Walking down the aisle, exchanging rings, and some inebriated friends dancing are all things a bride wants to remember about her wedding day. She’d rather forget how her limousine never arrived, forcing her to hitchhike to her own wedding. Take that into consideration, photographer.