I Do Take Thee in Bondage
We’ve all had an embarrassing moment in our lives that we wish we could undo, but what happens when that moment is videotaped and there’s no turning back? Look what happens to this poor bride (we believe the groom was worried). She will be embarrassed by this for the rest of her life. It’s something she’ll never forget. An otherwise perfect group shot was spoiled. For the rest of her life, she’ll be asking herself, “Why didn’t we make it ‘M & S’?” Why? Why? Why?” They might have drooped this photo of themselves holding their letters, or even altered their first names, and where was the photographer that facilitated this?
Noooo!
Who appointed Jack to oversee the cake? All he had to do was take the cake from the back of the minivan and place it on the cake table, which was only about fifty feet away. What’s the deal, Jack? Why? Everyone knows he’s a recipe for disaster. Please wait one minute. Oh my God, did that person on the left with his foot slightly lifted trip Jack?! Okay, we get it. It’s all staged. The horrified expressions on those girls’ faces are not genuine, the cake is soaring through the air with not a single drop of icing moving, and the groom should have been in tears if something like this had occurred. But, truly, can you image what would happen if?