Adventurous Dinner
I’ve definitely never had a launch dinner, but now I’m quite curious about what it is. Do they launch you into space for dinner, or maybe launch your food directly into your mouth? Or, maybe they meant to spell lunch and you really just get three normal meals served to you. Launching food sounds way more fun, to be honest.

Adventurous Dinner
Unsanitary
Umm, can someone call the health department here? We totally understand not using your hands, but honestly, using your tongue is definitely worse. Maybe they should try to invest in a pair of tongs for their customers to use? That seems like a much better option.

Unsanitary