Who Would Do This?
By nature, thieves are unethical or selfish, but you have to ask what they’re attempting to accomplish. Some items are valuable to steal, whereas others are not. A floppy drive, really? Is that even worth something at this point? We can’t help but think that some crooks steal just to be jerks. So, you know, the man who made this sign is right about how only a depraved person would do something like this.
Lancelot The Crab
There’s a lot to unpack in this sign about the missing crab Lancelot, who would be quite tough to locate (at least alive) in a large community. But do you know what we’re most passionate about? The prize. There is one, but it is not in cash. So… So, what exactly is it? A firm handshake, perhaps? To be knighted? Is one square foot of Scottish property enough to make you a lord or lady? This has piqued our interest.