#TurtlesAreDumb Let’s Get It Trending
Jane Goodall, across the room, is probing into the questions that the rest of us are too terrified to ask. What exactly is the cause of turtles’ overdramatic internet behavior and their choking on straws? They watched the movie and then looked down at their Starbucks straw, knowing deep down that it was all a hoax. Thank you for your scientific insight and for employing such a brilliant hashtag!
#TurtlesAreDumb Let’s Get It Trending
Oreos Copied The Taco Bookmark And Yes, I Am Offended.
Because they took the taco post, Oreos has effectively put the nail in the coffin of my hypothesis that corporate marketers are all humanoid lizards trying to understand humans. Thank you for starting a trend that no one requested and for providing me with a strong reason to switch to Mr Christie’s products.
Oreos Copied The Taco Bookmark And Yes, I Am Offended.
