Omg Ronaldo, Please Calm Down, You’re Making A Fool Of Yourself
To say the least, my interaction with Cristiano Ronaldo was unpleasant. The world-famous soccer star was behaving like a total fanboy, which was really embarrassing. He probably had to move all of his accolades, caps, and Fifa trophies out of the way to beg this poor man for a selfie. Sigh.
This Leopard’s “Trigritude” Shook Me
If you don’t use the word “tigritude” in all of your business meetings from now on, you’re passing on an excellent opportunity to show others how confident you are. We like this gentleman’s tigritude, but we must disappoint him by informing him that the animal in question is, in fact, a leopard.