In A Dystopia, Candied Pickles Exist.
I’m sorry, you were just trying to have a normal afternoon, surrounded by normal people and eating normal food. You might want to reconsider your stance because one internet psychopath chose to skip the “should I post this?” debate and simply posted their candied pickle. I’d apologize, but you need to know what humanity is like firsthand before passing judgment.
Dad, Stop It!
It’s easy to believe that your parents are doing everything they can to make you appear awful in front of your peers while you’re in middle school. She was correct in this particular girl’s situation.